Issue CDLXV

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Dead Rise in Norwegian Village?

By Sofia Kathleen Fairfax – Lead Correspondent

Eidskallen is a small fishing village in northern Norway, you probably couldn’t even find it on a map.  Since the Viking Age, it has been a small stop for fishermen and sailors, little more until earlier this month, when everything changed.

It began so simply: a man trying to clear space near a church found an old, rusty sword, clearly a relic from another time.  Soon, a helmet was found, then pieces of armor, then bone.  It was clear he had found some ancient burial.  After a few days, a burial chamber was indeed found, with ornate carvings and caskets.  Many tourists have since visited Eidskallen, just to see this ancient site.  Then the strange occurrences began.

Fishing ships started missing deadlines, came in without cargo, and sailors would vanish and reappear without warning.  Numerous citizens reported strange dreams.  The doors to the newly found tomb would open and close, and unusual lights were reported along the carvings.  Some began to whisper of a curse, of a draugr, disturbed by the tourists.  You won’t hear officials say those words, of course; to them, it’s just fishermen’s stories.  Hildegarde, a local woman who has a young daughter named Astrid, worries endlessly about it.  She runs an antique store, and wonders if she can make the creature an offering of sorts.

But for now, fishing and tourism are keeping this village afloat.  Some even say, perhaps this curse will bring yet more people.

Federal inquiry tightens around private bounty allegations
By Jose Chavez
Federal authorities have arrested a man identified as Jimmy King in connection with the widening investigation into illegal private bounty operations believed to stretch across several territories. According to officials familiar with the matter, suspicion first settled upon King after a heated outburst inside the Blackwater Police Department weeks ago, where he loudly demanded answers regarding his missing cousin and accused lawmen of refusing to act. Witnesses now say a pair of federal investigators quietly tracked King for days afterward, eventually following him into New Austin where the arrest was carried out without gunfire. Investigators allege King sought the services of noted bounty hunter Tom Lockburn, citing reports that both men were observed leaving the same remote cabin during what authorities believe was a private meeting. Despite the accusations, no evidence has yet been presented publicly tying either man to a confirmed unlawful killing or kidnapping.

Lockburn himself was reportedly stopped and questioned by lawmen somewhere within New Austin shortly after King’s arrest, though authorities have refused to comment on the nature of that encounter or whether the bounty hunter provided any statement. The famously stoic hunter, recognized by many for his brown leather trench coat and relentless pursuit of fugitives, was not taken into custody. King, meanwhile, has maintained his innocence and insists that anything he has done has been motivated only by a desire to find justice for his missing family member. When pressed regarding his connection to Lockburn, King denied any formal arrangement and stated he knew the bounty hunter “same as anybody else, as a legend.”

Cold stillness greets lawmen at Cairn Lake
By Jane Duran
Lawmen riding into the bitter cold surrounding Cairn Lake this week discovered a grim scene upon the frozen shore after reports placed the outlaw Flaco Hernandez somewhere within the region. Instead of the notorious gunman, officers found several dead bodies scattered near abandoned campfires and half-buried beneath drifting snow. The corpses reportedly bore rifle wounds, though the strange arrangement of the scene has left many unsettled. Horses had broken free and wandered the ice, while shattered lanterns and spent cartridges suggested the dead men had attempted to return fire against an unseen attacker. Despite the heavy snowfall and isolation of the region, no sign of Hernandez himself was discovered among either the dead or the surrounding wilderness.

One survivor was taken into custody after surrendering immediately upon the arrival of lawmen. Described as pale, trembling, and near frozen through, the individual claimed the camp had come under attack from an unseen marksman firing from somewhere far beyond the lake’s ridges. “We never seen them, just heard the shots,” the survivor reportedly told authorities. “They echoed and we couldn’t find them. I had to hide.” According to the account, panic overtook the camp as gunfire cracked across the ice from shifting directions, causing several men to fall before anyone could identify where the shooter lay concealed. Lawmen have thus far refused to speculate publicly whether the dead were tied to Hernandez directly or whether the infamous outlaw himself may have escaped the ambush entirely.

Marksman’s miracle shots draw larger crowds in Blackwater
By Odell Clifton
The trick shooter who lately made Blackwater his stage has turned his curious talents toward ever more dangerous exhibitions, drawing crowds so thick along the main street that Chief Oswald Dunbar had twice ordered wagons moved to clear passage. What began with apples balanced atop fence posts has become something far stranger. Witnesses say the man first shot ripe pumpkins clean apart from the heads of volunteers, then potatoes, beets, and finally tiny onions scarcely larger than a silver dollar. By the close of last evening’s exhibition, he was said to have stood twenty paces distant and fired blindfolded at a tin can perched atop the barber’s apprentice, striking the can dead center without so much as grazing the lad’s hair. “Never seen the like,” remarked one dockworker afterward. “He don’t even flinch before he fires. Just lifts that iron and thunder follows.”

Yet for all the town’s admiration, certain habits of the gunslinger have begun to stir whispers beneath the applause. Several paying patrons claimed the marksman grew stiff and defensive whenever admirers asked for a closer inspection of the revolver itself. One ranch hand said the shooter abruptly tucked the weapon beneath his coat after a spectator requested to hold it, while another swore the man nearly ended the performance after someone asked where such a finely balanced firearm had been forged. “He smiled less after that,” a saloon girl explained. “Like a man afraid somebody might recognize the thing.” Still, the crowds continue to gather nightly, eager to witness the unerring hand of Blackwater’s newest sensation.


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Bison hunt descends into bloodshed in the Heartlands
By Emery Cosberry
The Heartlands were stained red this week after what began as a coordinated bison hunt near Valentine collapsed into deadly infighting among the hunters themselves. Large numbers of armed sportsmen and trappers rode into Valentine boasting of the rich opportunity presented by the roaming herds. “I’m looking to bag two myself,” one hunter remarked confidently before departure. “The herd is large enough for each of us to get a couple of pelts.” By all appearances, the hunters intended to cooperate in the pursuit, and this correspondent rode alongside them into the open plains to witness the excursion firsthand. The opening volley came with shocking force. Rifle fire cracked across the grasslands in rolling thunder as several massive bison dropped almost immediately beneath the barrage. The surviving animals reacted at once, stampeding hard across the Heartlands in a wall of dust while mounted hunters gave desperate chase across the prairie.

Yet greed overtook discipline before the hunt had scarcely begun. Several hunters broke from the pursuit to begin skinning the fallen beasts where they lay, sparking furious arguments among the remaining men over ownership of carcasses and quality pelts. Shouts soon drowned out the fading thunder of the herd itself. “That’s my carcass!” one man screamed while another bellowed, “You better not damage my pelt!” The quarrels escalated rapidly into violence as rifles and revolvers were turned away from fleeing bison and toward fellow hunters instead. Shots rang across the plains while the herd vanished untouched beyond a distant hill. By the time the smoke settled, several hunters had fled wounded from the scene while others reportedly lay dead among the butchered animals they had come to claim. Valentine residents now speak grimly of the affair, many noting the bison escaped more safely from the hunt than the men who pursued them.

Bayou thieves meet deadly resistance in marshlands
By Emeline Vickroy
Hunters working the swamps and marshes of Lemoyne say a growing wave of thefts has turned the bayou into dangerous ground after sundown. For several weeks, trappers and hunters alike have reported sudden ambushes by armed cowpokes emerging from the reeds or cypress groves to steal freshly skinned pelts, carcasses, alligator hides, and other hard-earned spoils. Some victims claimed the thieves worked in pairs, shadowing hunters until game had been collected before rushing in with threats or gunfire. How widespread the thefts truly are remains uncertain. “A man spends half the night waist-deep in swamp water for a decent hide,” one trapper remarked bitterly, “only for some jackal with a pistol to think he’s earned it.”

This week, however, one attempted robbery ended with blood soaking into the mud. According to a local witness, an armed thief rushed a hunter in the marsh and reportedly drew a pistol while demanding the hunter’s haul. Instead of surrendering, the hunter charged forward and pushed the assailant into the muck. The witness stated the hunter pulled out their pistol and fire on the would be thief, killing him where he fell. Authorities have not publicly identified either party, nor announced any wider arrests connected to the bayou thefts.

Golden bear and battered rider leave travelers speechless

By Adam Parvey

A most peculiar sight halted wagon traffic this week when travelers discovered what they first believed to be the carcass of a rare golden spirit bear sprawled beside the roadway. Witnesses described the beast as enormous even in stillness, its pale gold fur matted with mud and pine needles from some apparent tumble down the mountainside. A pair of passing merchants cautiously approached with the intention of inspecting the creature when, they noticed several needles in the bear. The began removing them when, to their horror, the bear suddenly stirred. The animal lifted its great head with visible confusion, and rose unsteadily to all fours as though waking from a lucid dream. One witness claimed the creature shook itself off before unleashing a roar so fierce it sent horses rearing and men diving for the ditch. Yet instead of charging, the bear bounded toward the timberline and vanished among the trees with astonishing speed for such a mighty thing.

The commotion was only deepened moments later when a filthy cowpoke lying several yards away abruptly sat upright from the weeds, equally dazed and apparently unaware of where they had landed. Covered in scrapes, bruises, and enough dirt to resemble a graveyard ghost, the cowpoke reportedly muttered about fighting off poachers high in the mountains before managing to sedate the great beast. According to their account, both hunter and bear lost footing during the struggle and tumbled together down the rocky slope until exhaustion claimed them both. The stunned travelers escorted the cowpoke to Blackwater, where the town doctor treated cuts and bruises.

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