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Illegal Goods Sold to Sicily?
By Sofia Kathleen Fairfax – Lead Correspondent
This morning, police in Saint-Denis searched a ship bound for Europe. Exactly where was not stated on the manifest. On board were dozens of crates of what was claimed to be lemons. Upon being searched, officers discovered they actually contained firearms, especially shotguns with the barrels sawed off, and numerous bottles of illegal whiskey and moonshine. The crew members of the vessel claimed to have no idea what the cargo was and are currently under arrest.
Rumors of weapons and alcohol smuggling have been rampant for some time, but evidence has until now been limited. It’s not hard to guess that the criminal element of Saint-Denis is behind it, but where it was being sent is another matter.
The use of lemons is striking; it is strongly associated with the island of Sicily, which is currently experiencing its own kind of criminal conflict. Numerous families across the island are vying for control of markets such as shipping, food, and mining. Violence is a way of life, and these cretins often use sawed-off shotguns, nicknamed the lupara. If our criminals are trying to strike connections with those in the so-called old country, then expect far more smuggling and violence in our future.

Grave robbing troubles spread across New Austin sands
By Alois Burditt
A most unwholesome disturbance has taken root across New Austin, where residents from Armadillo to the outlying desert plots report graves being opened under cover of night. In many instances, the dead are left where they lay, though stripped of whatever meager valuables were entrusted to them at burial, lockets, rings, or simple keepsakes of no great worth beyond sentiment. More troubling still are those rarer cases in which the body itself has been removed entirely, leaving behind nothing but disturbed earth and unanswered questions. Authorities have yet to offer a clear account of such disappearances, and speculation has begun to stir uneasily among the living.
Lawmen do not presently consider the acts to be the work of any organized ring, but rather the desperate labor of scattered individuals driven by want. This conclusion has done little to comfort the populace, particularly as several reports arise from potter’s fields such as Oddfellow’s Rest, where the poor and forgotten are laid to rest with little more than their names, if even that. That such places should be targeted suggests a hunger not for riches, but for anything that might be turned to coin. Patrols are being increased in affected areas, and citizens are urged to remain watchful, though many now regard the desert nights with a fresh and uneasy dread.

Naturalists disrupt owl hunts in Ambarino high country
By Jane Duran
A bitter clash of purpose has taken hold in the frozen reaches of Ambarino, where bands of naturalists have begun actively thwarting hunters said to be targeting owls. Reports from the Grizzlies speak of watchful patrols moving through the timber at dusk, driving off riflemen and spoiling shots with shouted warnings and deliberate interference. The birds, prized for their soft plumage and silent flight, have drawn increased attention from trappers in recent weeks, though many now find their efforts interrupted by these self-appointed guardians of the wild. One hunter, turned back near a ridge camp, described the experience as “being stalked off your own ground.”
The matter has stirred no small controversy, as several hunters have attempted to bring charges against those obstructing their trade. Yet, as it stands, no statute forbids the disruption of a hunt so long as no physical assault is committed. Lawmen, when consulted, have reportedly offered little more than a shrug, citing the absence of clear violation. This has left the high country in a strange balance, where rifle and conscience now contend beneath the same cold sky. With neither side yielding ground, many expect tensions to deepen as word spreads and more riders climb into the mountains with either purpose in mind.

Killings persist in West Elizabeth as patrols find further ruin
By Odell Clifton
The dreadful business first reported in these pages has not abated, and fresh accounts now speak of yet more camps discovered in ruin across the Tall Trees area. Riders sent out from Blackwater and Strawberry have returned with grim faces, telling of smoldering fire pits, shattered wagons, and bodies left in positions suggesting panic rather than resistance. In at least two newly uncovered sites, campers appear to have fled into the brush before being overtaken, their trails ending in signs of violent struggle. One deputy confided that the attackers seem to strike with growing boldness, leaving marks not only along remote crossings but edging nearer to traveled roads, as though daring pursuit.
Despite an expanded presence under Policy Chief Oswald Dunbar and Sheriff Hanley, the killers remain elusive. Reports now suggest the bands may be splitting and rejoining at will, confusing trackers and scattering evidence across miles of terrain. Of particular note, a lone survivor found near the Upper Montana River was said to have uttered only fragments before succumbing, muttering of “many riders” and “no voices raised.” A detail that has unsettled even hardened men. With no clear motive and no prisoners taken, authorities are unable to provide information to the public that could settle their nerves.


Valentine sees peculiar rope affair leave one man reeling
By Donna Deshner
A most bewildering spectacle unfolded along the muddy outer road of Valentine this past afternoon, where a number of townsfolk attest to seeing a lone cowpoke cast a lasso upon another and proceed not with the usual business of hogtying, but with a display better suited to a county fair trick than frontier justice. According to those gathered near the saloon porch, the assailant took to running in tight, hurried circles, thereby sending the unfortunate soul at the rope’s end whipping round in ever widening arcs. One stablehand described the motion as “like a windmill gone mad,” claiming the man was spun so fiercely his boots scarcely touched earth for near a full minute.
The ordeal came to an abrupt end when the ensnared cowpoke, showing uncommon grit, managed to cut himself loose mid-spin. Yet freedom offered little relief, for the force of the motion carried him a good twenty feet through the muck, where he landed in a heap before rising in a dazed and uncertain state. Witnesses report the man wandered the streets thereafter with no clear sense of bearing, brushing past hitching posts and storefronts alike without word or complaint. No formal grievance has been lodged with Sheriff Malloy, and the instigator has not been identified, leaving the matter to linger as one more oddity in a town already acquainted with its share of strange affairs.

Tailor of Saint Denis besieged by patrons seeking counsel, not cloth
By Aloysius Levron
An unusual turn of commerce has emerged in the bustling streets of Saint Denis, where one respected tailor reports a steady stream of customers arriving not to purchase garments, but to seek advice on those they already possess. From morning until the lamps were lit, the shop stood crowded with gentlemen and ladies presenting bundles of coats, vests, skirts, and hats, each requesting guidance on how best to assemble a proper outfit. The tailor, long accustomed to measuring tape and needle, instead found himself cast in the role of arbiter of taste, offering careful suggestions on color, fit, and the subtle harmony of fabrics. Observers noted the scene carried a curious air, more fitting a parlor consultation than a place of trade.
Despite the crush of business, not a single sale was recorded by day’s end. The tailor, though visibly fatigued, was said to have maintained professional courtesy throughout, even as bolts of fine cloth remained untouched along the walls. Some patrons expressed satisfaction in leaving with newfound confidence in their attire, while others lingered in mirrors, adjusting cuffs and collars as if rehearsing a future impression. Whether this marks a passing novelty or a shift in the habits of the city’s fashion-minded remains to be seen.
Arrests signal possible turn in counterfeit bounty inquiry
By Adam Parvey
Across the Five States, what was once dismissed as rumor now tightens into something far more tangible, as authorities have quietly taken two bounty hunters into custody in connection with the spreading trade of forged writs. Officials have declined to release the names of the detained men, citing the sensitivity of an ongoing investigation, yet sources close to the matter insist that documents, printing tools, and correspondence seized at the time of arrest have yielded “substantial insight” into the scheme. The arrests come amid mounting suspicion that the false papers, used to justify killings under the guise of law, were not the work of scattered opportunists, but part of a broader and coordinated enterprise stretching across multiple territories.
While no direct accusations have been leveled toward known figures such as Tom Lockburn has been linked to the investigation. Though my source is clear that Lockburn is not one of the arrested bounty hunters. Lawmen now suggest that a decisive break in the case may be imminent, with one source stating that “the paper trail is finally speaking louder than the gunfire.” Should these findings hold, the revelations may expose not only the forgers themselves, but also those who financed and benefited from the deadly charade. Until then, the frontier waits in a tense quiet, where every badge, every writ, and every bullet is regarded with a sharpened doubt.
